Fuck Christmas

As the office nerd, Kimmy Granger doesn’t have a lot of friends. She can’t wait to get home for the holidays, but when her colleague stops by and dumps some more work on her desk she has to call home and cancel. Just when Kimmy’s about to finish up, she’s interrupted by the loud noise of a vacuum cleaner. She steps into the hallway to investigate and finds the janitor Xander Corvus. Kimmy begs Xander to turn it off, but he refuses unless she does something for him in return…

Divorced dad Charles Dera is feeling extra lonely on the holidays. His family is too busy to talk on the phone and he’s confronted by his sappy neighbors’ public displays of affection when he tries to unwind on a walk. Discouraged by his pathetic decorations, Charles decides to order a little company and calls high end escort Kissa Sins. Kissa stops by and sizes up Charles, seeing just how much she can work him for. He can have whatever he wants as long as he’s willing to pay!

Honey Gold and Jessy Jones get a little frisky while they wait for their plane. They get off on the danger of fooling around in a public space until security guard Anna Bell Peaks catches them in the act. Anna Bell drags them to the back room and makes Jessy wait in the hallway while she questions Honey. Jessy calls his mom to inform her he missed his flight, then grows impatient of waiting. He peeks into the questioning room and discovers that Honey and Anna Bell are fucking! Jessy can’t help but join in on the action. This Christmas is truly fucked…

Tired of cooking for an ungrateful family that’s not even showing up for dinner, Kendra Lust goes to the living room to unwind with her vibrator. But as she pleasures herself, Kendra smells smoke and realizes she left the turkey in the oven too long. With the turkey burnt to a crisp, Kendra decides to order pizza. When the delivery man Johnny Sins brings her a pizza without extra pepperoni, Kendra is forced to sample his salami instead.